Not the Sporks!

Via The Belmont Club, a report about the horrid conditions at Guantanamo Bay that illustrates the difficulties of being a prisoner of the US government: "Prisoners could choose regular, vegetarian, vegetarian with
fish, bland (with no salt or seasoning), high fibre, or 'soft' food
meals. There were also fruit juices (but no straw, because of
concerns about self harm), fruit and nuts. And to eat these meals
they get a plastic 'spork'"