Today's Skanky News

Skank Pop Pioneer Christina Aquilera has evidently gotten married. This is not the kind of music I would listen to so of course I shouldn't care but every time I stumble across some video of Aquilera it makes my skin crawl.

Keeping with the Skank theme, the one time interesting, currently boring but always skanky Courtney Love is getting our of rehab. I'm sure her daughter will be happy to see her, go to the park, play games, eat ice cream, score etc.